Typical Jet Ski Hater. Poor research, Skewed facts. In my years riding I have personally used my jet ski to save two different people on separate accounts. That kind of info never makes the media.
Agreed, and that's because you're cool!
This is interesting (Turbo, Waterworld stole that idea):
Central Intelligence Agency
Special Activities Staff - Maritime Branch
Maritime Branch is primarily composed of former Navy SEALs from both "regular" blue water SEAL Teams and the counterterrorist DEVGRU, and USMC Force Reconnaissance personnel. Maritime Branch personnel receive training similar to that of Ground Branch operators, but with a greater training emphasis on amphibious/waterborne activities. Maritime Branch operators receive training in conducting operations such as jet-ski reconnaissance and hostage rescue operations along hostile shorelines.
One example of these activities occured during the early 80's, when Maritime Branch personnel trained Nicaraguan Contras to use of high speed boats for attacks against Sandanita shipping. They also stood by to launch underwater sabotage attacks against ships docked in Managua's harbor. Another example occurred in early 1991. This time Maritime Branch operators instructed US military SOF in the use of modified jet skis for a possible hostage rescue mission during Operation Desert Storm.
(and that columnist is former military to boot)