The Penguin
triple secret probation
- Location
- down by the river
I didn't win the SBT crank. Skinnyman did - I was holding his tickets since he hit the road early for the drive back to Dallas.
Darin is built for Motosurf racing and not backflipping.
Stephanie from SBT is very cool.
MILF hammers out awesome brownies.
Jason Stoyer is a tremendously nice guy in person.
SFL is a tremendously nice guy in person.
Korn looked like he was clearly the smartest guy on the beach.
WaveDemon's girlfriend was clearly the coolest cat on the beach.
Nick was always moving at 100mph keeping the ride going flawlessly.
Steve from Watercraft Factory is a tremendously nice guy in person.
Saki clearly has the best beard . . . ever.
Boris looks like he should be neamed Boris.
If Michael Ratti was on Stunt Junkies, he would have jumped twelve houseboats.
Yamacat ignores no-wake signs, her responsible husband does not.
As I stood is waist-deep water peeing next to my ski, I kept thinking, "This is how shark-attack stories unfold."
Flcarandcycleguy is easy to wind up.
Having beach patrol yell over their PA system "Rider, you must remain South of the tower within the designated ski area!" did not help me get Reed's water-filled ski back to the beach any sooner. Props to Mrs. Shonuff for helping me drag that beast in.
The EME is very cool.
It was good to finally see an Octane in person.
Dan prefers medium shirts but belongs in a large.
Doug the PWC Hall of Fame guy was way too drunk for public speaking. He was an honor to meet though.
Wahoo was there for me when I needed a ski, and didn't get mad when I tried to ruin it.
I've got two words for your snakeskin graphics - Hella and sweet.
It was a great time.
Please add your observations.
Daytona and Nick Rock !
All the wifes that support us, Are Angels !
Dont leave beer out, it gets stolen !
If you leave your ski out, make sure Darin isnt around............
Freeride is incredible
Out of all the things I have been to, Freeriders are the most considerate.
Dont miss out on Lollipops !
If you try a double, land it so it dont hurt so bad...
If you were there... be thankful that we can do these rides...
Dont ever do a beer bong !
If you eat slim jims, dont before a 15 hr drive... :fart:
Daytona and Nick Rock !
All the wifes that support us, Are Angels !
Dont leave beer out, it gets stolen !
If you leave your ski out, make sure Darin isnt around............
Freeride is incredible
Out of all the things I have been to, Freeriders are the most considerate.
Dont miss out on Lollipops !
If you try a double, land it so it dont hurt so bad...
If you were there... be thankful that we can do these rides...
Dont ever do a beer bong !
If you eat slim jims, dont before a 15 hr drive... :fart:
We tried to reverse the beer theft by leaving our leftovers on your ski/trailer as we were packing, but you were gone so we left them on p-diddy's ski instead. I wonder if they disappeared from there before he got them?
Jeremy asked if anyone wanted some beer because someone left beer on his ski and Reed(Wahoo_1) yelled to me to come over and said to Jeremy to give it to me because I was a poor college student. I originally said I didn't want it, but they told me to take it anyways because it was just going to go in the trash because it was going to skunk.
I didn't even really want the beer cuz Bud Light/Labatts is not my choice of beer, but I definitely didn't want to see it go into the trash.:biggrin:
If someone's pissed off about losing their beer then if they really want I can paypal them some money, but lose the "stealing accusations". I've never stolen anything in my life and integrity is a very important part of my life.
I gave beers out all weekend, you can ask anyone... but when I get like 3 other cases that did not fit into the cooler by our trailer and did not load it yet... and then go back while raffle was going on and out cooler was still full, but all the beer next to it was gone, that is a F-ing THEIF ! Anyone could of asked me for a beer.... I give to all freeride peeps.... My home, money, gifts for events, plagues, cash, I use a ton of my own money, and when someone robs someone that gives like I do.... That is SCUMBAG....
You and what darin are talking about is totally another thing.... I just made it an oberservation... I did not make a whining thread......
If that is the worst that happened all weekend... God Bless my Crew...
please keep the plagues to yourself :biggrin:I gave beers out all weekend, you can ask anyone... but when I get like 3 other cases that did not fit into the cooler by our trailer and did not load it yet... and then go back while raffle was going on and out cooler was still full, but all the beer next to it was gone, that is a F-ing THEIF ! Anyone could of asked me for a beer.... I give to all freeride peeps.... My home, money, gifts for events, plagues, cash, I use a ton of my own money, and when someone robs someone that gives like I do.... That is SCUMBAG....
You and what darin are talking about is totally another thing.... I just made it an oberservation... I did not make a whining thread......
If that is the worst that happened all weekend... God Bless my Crew...
...Malone wasnt cruizn the beach chillen with the rest of us.![]()
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