TEXAS Motosurf Ride; March 17-19, 2006

[MILF]

Ahh! Titty Girl and her Mother.

The best thing is it was all recorded on video. Let's not forget the D.I.P. (Drunk In Public) and the cellophaned legs so you have to go pee all together on the bad boy bus. LMFAO:haha:
And you stink when ya all have to pee together!!!
Can I hear a Whoot for TITTY girl!:Banane01: :Banane01: :Banane01:

Can't wait to see the "TITTY" girl on video....... God I love having Chris around :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

WOOT WOOT!!!!

 

[madoyster]

Yup - that was Suzi. She's been doing dangerous things on horses since she could walk, so she's good at falling (and from a much greater height at high speed!!). She's fine - just a bruise. I heard a massive CRRRACK! when she fell so for a second there I didn't know whether she was going to get up :bigeyes:

It's all good folks. English men/ women are trained from an early age not to spill any beer when they fall.
I am pleased to let everyone one know that Suzy passed the test with flying colors ( colours for the Brits) not one drop of beer was in fact spilt despite great personel injury.uch:

 

[michael950]

So, your saying that we should have crapped on her lawn? We were actually planning to do that as it happens!!

Yep!!

 

[The Penguin]

Brit,

Sorry I was not there to back you up, but as a horticulturist I have to look at the soil in which the palms were growing. If I were to take a soil sample I assume I would see sand. Hmmmm. Anyway, even with a 2-ton truck I do not think there would be any compaction of the root zone that would cause ANY anaerobic, anoxic, or hypoxic conditions. There may be some stress to the roots, however seeing they survive in such an environment (hurricane winds, salt spray, salty water, high temps, lack of irrigation water and only precipitation as a source of water) I think they would survive. Also, unless you drove within a foot of the palms, there would have been NO disturbance to the roots as they have a small root zone (think of those HUGE berlapped palms with a small root ball).


Now, if the soil consists of a sandy loam or clay loam then your vehicle traversing the ground would cause a reduction in the pore space found in the soil; also known as compaction. This would reduce the amount of oxygen exchange in the root system and may cause a reduction in plant vigor.


I think it would be safe to say some fertilizer would have compensated any soil compaction you may have caused (poo = high nitrogen). In other words sht on her lawn.


BTW: I will speak with a friend of mine at school, he works for Hines Horticulture (grower) working the Home Depot garden center. He knows the retails of all the plants there, I will check to see if she overpaid.

Michael - I'm sure yore horitcultural skills would be much better suited to other pursuits. Please PM Yamaslut as it seems he might could use some assistance in the future if he decides to pant a little garden :sneaky:

 

[michael950]

Michael - I'm sure yore horitcultural skills would be much better suited to other pursuits. Please PM Yamaslut as it seems he might could use some assistance in the future if he decides to pant a little garden :sneaky:

4 HID lights and a 120 gal Salt water aquarium (2 lights).

Make sure the photoperiods rotate between the two and do not exceed 12 hours total. Make sure the aquarium gets lots of natural light.


1) Poo is not a good source of Nitrogen for containerized plants.
2) DO NOT STEAL ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!

 

[Moondance]

:cheer: Reading these posts just reminds me of what a f'ng great weekend I had. I feel so sorry for everyone who missed it. There are just some things that can't be appreciated unless you were there:arms:

 

[SJBrit]

Michael - I'm sure yore horitcultural skills would be much better suited to other pursuits. Please PM Yamaslut as it seems he might could use some assistance in the future if he decides to pant a little garden :sneaky:

LOL! We were cleaning the house up on Sunday morning and Rhonda said: "How come there's a bunch of seeds all over the counter?" :biggthumpup:

 

[sjkawgirl]

LOL! We were cleaning the house up on Sunday morning and Rhonda said: "How come there's a bunch of seeds all over the counter?" :biggthumpup:

Don't you hate it when those darn sesame seeds fall off the hamburger buns!!:sneaky:

 

[Moondance]

Don't you hate it when those darn sesame seeds fall off the hamburger buns!!:sneaky:

LMAO....damn girl, you're quick:biggrin:

 

[sjkawgirl]

Thanks, Mary Ann...or were you Ginger? lmao

 

[SJBrit]

The best thing is it was all recorded on video.

Haha! Didn't realize Chris caught all that. Everyone will get to see my "negotiating skills" otherwise known as "trying to calm a completely insane redneck b*tch down so we don't get thrown out of our rental" :cool2: I figured the "illegal" dog and golf cart hijacking wouldn't necessarily help our case...:27: Talking of the dog, she's lucky Kashka didn't tear her head off when she barged straight into the house uninvited!

 

[Moondance]

Thanks, Mary Ann...or were you Ginger? lmao

can you hear me laughing all the way in Dallas. I just scared the sht out of my dogs. They both jumped off the couch & started howling! I am crying now - you know, I don't remember who I was. Maybe some of the guys who were getting their shots at that time would remember:biggrin:

 

[Moondance]

BTW Kawgirl....next time I am really feeling sad & blue, can I give you a call. You are so much better than Prozac!

 

[sjkawgirl]

BTW Kawgirl....next time I am really feeling sad & blue, can I give you a call. You are so much better than Prozac!

You bet, us emotional March babies need a little help now and then. How about a favor? I suddenly have an urge to make Lanier. How about helping me find a spot to stay. ( in the middle of the action, please.) :cheer:

 

[sjkawgirl]

Haha! Didn't realize Chris caught all that. Everyone will get to see my "negotiating skills" otherwise known as "trying to calm a completely insane redneck b*tch down so we don't get thrown out of our rental" :cool2: I figured the "illegal" dog and golf cart hijacking wouldn't necessarily help our case...:27: Talking of the dog, she's lucky Kashka didn't tear her head off when she barged straight into the house uninvited!

Oh I can't wait to see that!!

 

[Moondance]

You bet, us emotional March babies need a little help now and then. How about a favor? I suddenly have an urge to make Lanier. How about helping me find a spot to stay. ( in the middle of the action, please.) :cheer:

:woot: :woot: :woot: Mary Ann & Ginger will be in the house at Lanier. You hear that boys.....get ready. Somebody better be bringing us a golf cart:biggrin: Are you bringing the hillbilly rv? Check out the camping thread. There's a link to the campground & you can see the sites & where everyone is. :cheer:

 

[QuickMick]

Hey, Its true that P-Diddy flunked golf cart driving school.. but Penguin drove some of us through someones yard and the WHOLE damn family attacked us and surrounded the cart. Yelling and bitching at us.
All I could do is offer some of my drink to the ole bitch.

 

[madoyster]

Thanks to All

Big up's to Paul L for making it possible for me to go in the first place. Kathy, Penguin Harrison and anyone else who cooked the great food at the ride. SJB and his better half for sharing the tea. You can keep the Bovril. But most of all the great crew at the Riot House. Good People, Good times.

I'd like to give a big shout out to Paul and Stringer for driving and getting us all safely home.

A special thanks to Stringer, just because.:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
hope things are going well with Paris:sneaky:

 

[RadRat]

WOW! by the sound (and looks of it), everyone had a great time

 

[SJBrit]

Hey, Its true that P-Diddy flunked golf cart driving school.. but Penguin drove some of us through someones yard and the WHOLE damn family attacked us and surrounded the cart. Yelling and bitching at us.
All I could do is offer some of my drink to the ole bitch.

So it was YOU who got us into trouble?!! I KNEW it wasn't me!! :banghead: