WaveJunkies Ransom Note #1

[Speleopower]

wtf

 

[Conquistador]

oh, what the hell...

 

[Rahl]

ive been sayin it for years "Women are the devil"

 

[wavegoddess]

Let me help you guys out with this....basically what she is trying to say: Torr, you better watch out, it's payback time for giving her some effed up information before getting on a flight home. :chairshot::shrug:

 

[SJBrit]

Aparrantly she doesn't talk like this in real life,I mean some of you met her and talked to her right?

LOL! Suzi is great - she's like a hot chick, only smaller

 

[Kennay]

One word comes to mind:

Certifiable :biggrin:

 

[wavegoddess]

LOL! Suzi is great - she's like a hot chick, only smaller

x2, I love that girl!! Her post are great, you better watch out Master BS. :newangel:

 

[SurferSmurf]

thank you wavegoddess for clarifying (at least a little bit). but now im drunk trying to figure out this BS. what the he ll. suzie, stop this nonsense for the sake of all of us. its driving me nuts. oh where are some pics girl??????????...

 

[SuziQ]

:haha: :Banane13:

:shhh:...I'm wabbit huntin! urr:

(but maybe this letter to Lt. Mac will assist you guys):

October 7, 2008



Lt. J.W. McCollum
Norfolk Airport Authority
Norfolk International Airport
2200 Norview Avenue
Norfolk, VA 23518-5807

Dear Lieutenant Mac:

I wished to thank you sincerely for your assistance at the Norfolk airport; you were more than informative and understanding. Your kindness via an education on firearms transport was most enlightening. I’m even more thankful you did not publicly hand-cuff me, have me cavity searched, fined $10,000.00 and/or hauled off to jail. I do have to admit I am rather amused (now) over the trouble my former maids caused, via switching my many black suitcases around without my prior knowledge or consent. Although I have dismissed said non-English speaking maids (yes they were legal), they shall be dealt with accordingly. Additionally, I am taking great pleasure in terrorizing “my friend” whom told me it was alright to transport a bazooka back to my residence without declaring it, provided it was not in my carry-on luggage (and I probably shall continue to do so for the rest of my precious little life, since my usually highly, intelligent “friend” left out all the important details he was not aware of whence making his statement)!

Please find enclosed the proper locking Glock transport box. I hope you find a good use for my bullets and nail some real criminal in the foot with them one day, who might try to harm you or others (best have big feet, eh)! I shall take the question regarding being an actress as a compliment, and I might even forward you a picture of me posed with my hat and gun, simply for some retarded fun at the precinct (the vintage boutique owner where most of the hats were from was rather amused indeed)! Furthermore, I hope you are enjoying your vacation Sir, and find all suitably returned upon your next shift (my apologies for the delay).

Do you realize I was sitting out front forever watching all those police cars pull up, and thinking something really badly most be going on inside? Also funny now, is how nervous and rattled all the Southwest and TSA employees were…they didn’t know what to think, did they? Very glad you were there Sir! I heard via my friends that you had everyone physically scanning the airport for an hour in search of me…I was incognito and didn’t even realize it (they don’t claim to know me anyhow, imagine THAT)!

Sincerely,



“Gun Toting Lil SuziQ” – (the Innocent Dimwit whom listens to “friends”)

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and Torr hone:

Here's a pic of the PROPER means of transport (ignore Hilti Kitty, it's the box below her with the BIG HUGE LOCK ON IT!)

 

[wavegoddess]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[wavegoddess]

LOVE the new avatar pic, very fitting!

 

[WFO Speedracer]

The new avatar is HOTT! Its a smokin gun!

 

[SurferSmurf]

so to make a long story short you tried to take a gun on a plane???
:spank: okey:

 

[WFO Speedracer]

Yes apparently she is taking that literature 101 class (how to turn a short story into a novel in three easy lessons)

 

[Mrs Cattledog]

Yes apparently she is taking that literature 101 class (how to turn a short story into a novel in three easy lessons)

Thats funny poop right there........hahahahahaha, love her posts....:Banane09: Heres the funny thing about that, is she already came from Florida with it and some other unmentionable that she had forgotten were there! ANYWAYS.....Suzie (nips *wink*) you are the best! Freakin love your stories:bananapowerslide:

 

[WFO Speedracer]

Thats funny poop right there........hahahahahaha, love her posts....:Banane09: Heres the funny thing about that, is she already came from Florida with it and some other unmentionable that she had forgotten were there! ANYWAYS.....Suzie (nips *wink*) you are the best! Freakin love your stories:bananapowerslide:

Well at least we all know what Suzis packing under that skirt don't we?
She ain't the bitch to mess with ! lmfao!:rocketwhore:

 

[Rahl]

lmao thats great

 

[MADMAT]

That is super hooottt no doubt.:AR15firing:

 

[beachedflunkey]

Nice avatar and great letter. Jena's pops was working that day too. He says he was the one called to take pics of the firearm. I woulda called him first that day if torrminator hadn't already given you the low down, oops! Didn't torr tell you to declare it though?? :stups:

 

[firemedicmonkey]

wtf... I was so confussed like I am always when Suzi posts...
1) She is hot and the gun takes it up 10 notches...
2) The TSA website would have clued you into the proper procedure.
3) Do you really have maids? That's hot too!

Anyways thanks for the clarification and as always after translation suzi's stories are freaking a riot