Other What is the funniest thing a non-stand up person has said to you?

[mightymighty2stroke]

Go.


I was at the ocean, and a guy came up to me and said, "oh man I love your ski, it's so old school!"

It's a 2003 SJ. :haha:

 

[Marcgraham27]

I get " is that thing for rent" almost every ride

 

[Boris]

"I got a ski as well and it's fast. Used to be a race boat." as he points to a stock 3 seater Sea-Doo couch.

 

[kraqus]

"How fast does it go"?



Benny

 

[icecoled007]

" How many people does it sit " I was asked it while filling up at the gas station

 

[Tyler Zane]

they still make them? actually, no they dont.

one guy couldnt believe it was a 701. he said, no way! they only made 440's and 550's for a few years.

 

[5bulldogs]

"How fast does it go"?



Benny

+1

Every single time out!

 

[mikem91]

"Where's the seat??" courtesy of a-hole white trash neighbor...

 

[X2guy]

I get " is that thing for rent" almost every ride

Yeah...I get that lots too. Whats up with the weirdos in our area

 

[cattledog]

must be a canadian thing it happend this morning at the beach, i should rent it out , but know i let all my friends ride and i pay all the gas and when they it up i fix it and pay for it

 

[mademan9]

Can you go under water with it??

 

[Stonerok]

A guy on a rental couch comes up to me while I am just resting out in the bay and asks me if it is as hard to ride as what he was riding. I told him no, and asked if he wanted to try it. He declined.

 

[djkorn1]

Is it for rent?

How fast does it go?

Wheres the seat?

 

[Camm08sj]

point to the trim leaver and throttle leaver an ask, "is this the clutch and front brake"? ahh no.

 

[onlyFX-1]

people use to say "pop a wheelie" to me while idling by in no wake zones.
I would respond, sorry man my "wheels" don't get good enought traction here

 

[MADMAT]

Is it for rent?

How fast does it go?

Wheres the seat?

Yep!

 

[5050]

The funniest thing for me would be " What is it" he was regarding to my superfreak.

 

[extreemthrottle]

how about "where do you ride something like that?"

 

[The Penguin]

The funniest thing for me would be " What is it" he was regarding to my superfreak.

she's a superfreak, superfreak, she's super freakyyyoooooow!

 

[motozachl]

"That's for racing isn't it??"

+zillion for "how fast does it go"