80 degree weather with some funky humidity beats the helll outta the record-breaking freeze we had in Cali while I was gone.
Playing musical rooms (thank god Nick had spare rooms!) and doing what appeared to be a Walk of Shame (but WAS NOT) Sunday morning to accomodate the drunks passed out in our room is funny now, but wasn't so much then.
Seeing the look on Serlin, Jerry Jones and Preston's face when I dragged the entire Sac State cheerleading squad on the airplane for the flight to Orlando *instead* of liquer = Priceless!
Three Words = Fuel Socks ROCK!
Had Stoyer been quick, he would have said he invented a new trick called the Rag Doll.....when he starts actually landing that sheit he'll be the bomb! LOL!
People who steal cases of beer, enter rooms to take boxes of cookies (I would have happily given you some, but you MUST have a huge tummy ache since you stole so much) and gear bags from people nice enough to open their rooms for impromptu partys should die a slow painful death.
Florida proved me wrong - not only can they have decent surf, but there are some crazy rider's there going big.
Coung (Kong) from San Jose and his crew win the "I'm crazier than everyone" award for driving 42 hours to ride and party with us all.
Jerry Jones does a mean impersonation of a skanky 70's porn star (photos to follow soon) - nice pork chop sideburns Jer. Who's your 4:00 a.m. "barber"?
We've located the elusive "Tailed Daytona Beach Stripper"!!!!
Speaking of which....Being pinned to the wall in Lollipops for my innagural lap dance was kinda gross and highly embarassing. For the record, I'd rather just watch other's humiliation, thanks.
It takes 1 hour and 15 minutes to walk/stumble from Lollipop's top the Makai (via residential streets). Just ask Serlin.
The Snowbirds at the Makai are THE BOMB - especially Babs and her man Martin! Who said free weenies and freeriding (one & the same I think?!?!) are not a good thing?
Drew, LeAnne, Norm and Rick are the (Yeager) BOMB! I even partook in one this time around, and kinda enjoyed it.
Speaking of which.....BIG props to LeAnimal - the chick went big on her BF attempts several times and still kept trying. None of that sissy "I tried once, so I'm going in now" BS.
All I can say is - Nick for Markerting Director of the IJSBA!!!! Hats off to you buddy....you guys did an unbelieveable job!
And finally....I wish I'd felt better and got to spend more time on the beach with all of you. I actually am a lot more sociable when feeling up to it gang - come to Pismo and we'll prove it.
