Joke warranty posted for posterity.
- Ballistic's warranty does not cover use of its product in the following ways or under the following conditions - hard short of the terminals, damage from immersion in liquid, physical damage to the product, wiring the batteries in series or parallel to other cells or batteries, charging the battery with more than fourteen point six volts, connecting the products to a defective electrical system, using the batteries in a total-loss system, trying to juggle the batteries or other unreasonable behavior
- Ballistic is not liable for consequential damages to person or property
- Ballistic is not liable for relationships that deteriorate because you fall in love with the battery
- Because the battery is very light, Ballistic is not liable for papers that blow away when the battery is used as a paper-weight
- Ballistic is not liable for damage to the battery that results from someone trying to damage the battery
- Ballistic is not liable to people who are jealous because you have a better battery and they know it
- All warranty claims are handled by Ballistic Performance Components directly by really nice people whom your friends and family would enjoy meeting, especially over a nice meal... (hint, hint).
- Warranties are non-transferable and for the original owner only. Returns will only be accepted from the original owner.
- Ballistic reserves the right to stop sending new batteries to people who keep using the battery in ways that break the battery
- Ballistic will pay for shipping within the US and Canada of the replacement battery and the shipping of the replaced battery.
- Ballistic appreciates you purchasing our products and wants to make your experience with our battery and our company positive, memorable, spectacular and fulfilling