So my wife is moving out Friday. Now that is not my complaint, not at all. My complaint is the stuff she is taking. I mean we agreed/negotiated on the bigger stuff, so that's pretty much all fine and dandy, but it is the other stuff that is blowing my mind. She's taking the pressure cooker, the crock pot, the brownie pan, the cake pans, the muffin pans. First off, she is no baker. Trust me. Secondly she is moving in with her Dad. Her mom passed away years ago, but that woman was a baker and a chef. She has every freaking cooking device known to man and they are all top shelf stuff. And all of that is still right there in the place my wife is moving to. I'd venture to guess 90% of the crap she is taking will just sit in storage, while my daughter and I live a brownie panless life. (Of course, since the divorce is not final yet and we haven't even been to court, I am just going to go out and buy ALL new stuff on the credit card, so the wife gets to pay for half of all of it in the end.
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