the trivial complaints thread

[makejetskiinggreatagain]

swapmeet is lacking on his gif usage.... I expect entire stories told only with gifs from him. My day is now ruined.

 

[whitca]

Came into our office thermostat registering 80 degrees. Started investigating to find out why the air handler was pushing hot air with the A/C on. Went outside to find this:



Crackheads yarded out the heat pump for the copper coils.

 

[Big Kahuna]

Jeez

 

[swapmeet]

swapmeet is lacking on his gif usage.... I expect entire stories told only with gifs from him. My day is now ruined.

Yeah I can't win. 22.9% of the people on here pretty much hate .gif's in general strictly because of my posts, then there is probably like... I dunno... 18.6% who really like the gif stories, and another 44.1% don't really care one way or another.



Then I failed math.

 

[Quinc]

I ate too much cake and now I am sleepy.

 

[red_ak_ranger]

I am well-paid and feel worthless at work because it isn't challenging and im doing something i never saw myself doing (I'm a field engineer and im operating as a survey engineer, i HATE surveying and never wanted to sit in front of a computer for 10 hours a day)..

so...

 

[Grouper]

Some pos Volvo decided to lose a wheel and turn my 10 minute commute into a 1 hour crawl.

 

[SXIPro]

This morning at the gym the lovely physically fit young gal in the yoga pants on the treadmill in front of me finished within two minutes of me starting my workout on the arc climber behind her and was replaced by a woman with amazing back fat who looked like she was smuggling 90 lbs of cottage cheese in her stretch pants. FML.

 

[DAG]

Went to unscrew the lid of my milk this morning and dried up milk crust fell into my cereal; hate. so.. much...

 

[Freakrider]

Went to get my coffee this morning and realized I forgot to put the water in it last night...dang it !

 

[Ducky]

Went to unscrew the lid of my milk this morning and dried up milk crust fell into my cereal; hate. so.. much...

Im cringing right now...the worstttttt

 

[SXIPro]

Went to unscrew the lid of my milk this morning and dried up milk crust fell into my cereal; hate. so.. much...

Those are protein flakes, Bro!

 

[Idok]

AT&T.

I win!

patience is a virtue

 

[Idok]

This morning at the gym the lovely physically fit young gal in the yoga pants on the treadmill in front of me finished within two minutes of me starting my workout on the arc climber behind her and was replaced by a woman with amazing back fat who looked like she was smuggling 90 lbs of cottage cheese in her stretch pants. FML.

I have mixed emotions about seeing this story in GIF format

 

[Peter123]

My wife has gained around 50 pounds since we got married.

Yes, it's more than trivial.

 

[swapmeet]

Well apparently my story continues....

I lost the key to the 3/4 ton. Maybe my wife lost it. I dunno. I keep trying to blame her but at this point I really don't care who's fault it was. I need that effing key.

The problem is, the truck is parked in front of the only gate to get my ski trailer out, as well as getting my lawn mower out of the back yard.

Please see exhibit A


So I have a few options:
1. Buy a new lock cylinder with a key, drill out the existing lock cylinder and replace it. (most likely)
2. Try to get a key cut off the vin using the title, which isn't in my name. (not likely)
3. Use floor jacks or vehicle dollies to roll the truck out of the way. (seems like a lot of effort)
4. Get a wrecker to pick the truck up and move it over. (i'm too cheap for this, besides... I still have to find the key!)

I've lost this key many times before but i've always been able to find it. Now my yard is 3-4 days overdue to be mowed, I'm supposed to be leaving for a freeride Friday morning.

 

[Ducky]

It boggles my mind when people dont have 1 or even 2 spare keys for a car.....like seriously, ever heard of planning.

These are the people that will be killed first in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[swapmeet]

It boggles my mind when people dont have 1 or even 2 spare keys for a car.....like seriously, ever heard of planning.

These are the people that will be killed first in a zombie apocalypse.

I have a hide-a-key on both my wifes car and mine, plus a spare set in the house. Put the hide-a-key's on in the first week of owning them. I kept telling myself I needed to get a spare for the 3/4 ton, but knew I was going to sell it so decided it wasn't worth the effort.

 

[Peter123]

I have a plan for you:

 

[OCD Solutions]

I worked from 7:30 am yesterday till 4am this morning and still couldn't sleep more than 4 hours. Went to bed around 5am and was woken up by the sun and neighbors mowing their lawns.