Other What is the funniest thing a non-stand up person has said to you?

[jk584]

From a guy on a rental VX110 "Is that as hard to ride as this thing?" Seriously.

 

[WaveDemon]

after I fell after a big jump a guy said to his friend " that's why I ride a bigger ski"

 

[Matt_E]

After a backflip: "That was a nice backflip there, fella. But can ya turn?"

 

[AtomicPunk]

That was a nice backflip there, fella. But can ya turn?

:highhorse:

 

[Matt_E]

 

[tightithrash]

 

[SUPERJET-113]

after I fell after a big jump a guy said to his friend " that's why I ride a bigger ski"

:haha: LMAO Classic!

 

[easyrhino]

"wanta sell it?"
"wanta trade it?"

"can I ride it, just right there" <while using his finger to drawing a circle in the lake>
"no, starter is dying"
"do you know JoeBlow?"
"no"
"He's 8 time world champ" or "he started skattrack" or "his does 90"
"still can't ride it, sorry"

 

[wydopen]

:highhorse:

thats a silly question

 

[xr50rider88]

Just this last sunday, "Why do you ride those?" Then he tells me that his buddy got a really good deal on his 88' Seadoo's, $400 for both, I respond "thats about all there worth". He didnt say much after that.

I drive a truck with 13" lift and 41"s. I constantly get, "how do you get in that thing?" among many other common comments. A few of my responses are, jump, a latter, climb, trampoline, and my favorite is "I have a d!ck like a poggo stick"

 

[Paulybehaved]

"Is that like a motorbike for the water?"

 

[icecoled007]

Last weekend i got "do you get very wet when riding?"/

 

[linden]

I drive a truck with 13" lift and 41"s. I constantly get, "how do you get in that thing?" among many other common comments. A few of my responses are, jump, a latter, climb, trampoline, and my favorite is "I have a d!ck like a poggo stick"

i have a duramax on 8" i get the same . and the next person to tell me about their friend with a powerstroke that gets 30+ mpgs is getteing punched right in their ovaries

 

[special fx]

"I should be able to rip one of those, I play it all the time (video game)"

 

[Matt_E]

That's new.

 

[mdl76]

Funnies thing I heard was regarding a 1980 WetBike… “That think looks like an Atari!”
I had to laugh…

 

[steve-uk]

"why dont you put wheels on it"............................

 

[Texan33]

Nobody have not come up me about my jet ski yet but a lot were staring at my SXR :mischievous:

Get pulled over for speeding with my ski in my truck, " where ya headed to so fast?" look in the back of my truck then back at the cop. " well obviously the desert sir....."

:lmao: seriously can't stop laughing.......

 

[Marcgraham27]

"oldie but a goodie"...it's 01 sj with new camaro green paint

 

[willcastner]

I get "that thing is old school". Mines a 93 so I guess it is but I want to be like "they still make them".